“ Three months until spring training? I can wait!
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
“ YES! A baseball game on FOX!